I resent the fact that I need to sleep. I always have. There are much better ways I could be spending my time then lying there, comatose, dreaming about things that I'll never remember when I wake up. And waking up is always a painful experience! I know sleep depravation has some serious heath implications, but I just can't help it. Needing to sleep blows.
Being a guy, I totally get the joy of peeing standing up, but come on people! Lift the damn seat first! Even we need to sit on the can every now and then. It's revolting to walk into a stall and see that some asshole has pissed all over the seat. That's just plain disrespectful. It's not hard to lift the seat first and your aim is not that good. I promise.