Recent Rants by strangeQuark

I can't stand the powerful draw of new tech!

I'm an early adopter in the body of someone with an anemic income. It kills me when beautiful new technology comes out and sits there, just out of my reach. 

Sleep sucks!

I resent the fact that I need to sleep. I always have. There are much better ways I could be spending my time then lying there, comatose, dreaming about things that I'll never remember when I wake up. And waking up is always a painful experience! I know sleep depravation has some serious heath implications, but I just can't help it. Needing to sleep blows.

Corporations are not people!

Corporations are not people. They don't breathe. They don't have a pulse. And it seems kind of silly to defend their freedom of speech given the simple fact that CORPORATIONS CAN'T TALK!

Men who pee on toilet seats

Being a guy, I totally get the joy of peeing standing up, but come on people! Lift the damn seat first! Even we need to sit on the can every now and then. It's revolting to walk into a stall and see that some asshole has pissed all over the seat. That's just plain disrespectful. It's not hard to lift the seat first and your aim is not that good. I promise.

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