Recent Rants by xntrik4certn

Times they are a changin......

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 23 weeks ago
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I'm an old hippy, and I don't know what to do...

 Should I hang on to the old, or grab on to the new?????

chasers...

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 24 weeks ago
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Drat nab it, I run out of cokes and now all I got to chase my bourbon with is root beer.

ribbit....

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 24 weeks ago
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I dreamed I was a big green frog. I hopped off into the sunset. ribbit ribbit

After dinner nap

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 25 weeks ago
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Had the darndest dream (too much turkey, etc. I suppose) I dreamed that my skull was full of wasps. BUZZ! BUZZ! BUUZZZZ!!! I HOPE they don't - OUCH!!- start to - OHHH!! sting my - HOLIE MOLIE!!!

WOW!

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 25 weeks ago
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Hey All!!! it's true! I saw it on TV! J.G. Wentworth will give you CASH, NOW!!! Darn I wish I was normal....

expect the unexpected, ladies...

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 25 weeks ago
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Once I loved a little gal

 Her hair was red and curly

 now she's snoozin six feet down

 because I came home early.... heh heh heh

serious talk...

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 25 weeks ago
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I would like very much to have a serious conversation with someone (other than my Dr.) who has also seen a UFO.

black unmarked helicopters

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 26 weeks ago
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Have any of you peevers ever seen a black unmarked helicopter gunship, hovering at tree top level over your house?

Ooie Ooie...

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 26 weeks ago
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Ooie Ooie was a worm, a fuzzy worm was he

He climbed upon the railroad track

the train he did not see.....Ooie Ooie.......

I'm a poet, by gosh I noet... 

EEEEEE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 27 weeks ago
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I think it is generally agreed that diets suck, but my misery has gone beyond the norm.

five more years?

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 28 weeks ago
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As most of you are aware, the year 2012 is supposed to be cataclysmic to planet earth and it's inhabitants. This according to ancient mayan calanders, certain astronomers, etc.

SPAGHETTI, difficult at best...

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 33 weeks ago
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I timed myself. It took 43 minutes, 18 seconds. And yes, i'd had a few drinks before hand. I wasn't, however, impaired.

How much does...

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 43 weeks ago
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A normal human head weigh? I  have lots of headaches, and I strongly suspect they are caused by my head being either above or below normal head weight.

xntrik flew over the cuckoos nest...

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 43 weeks ago
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I swear they were only supposed to medicate me and refer me for more therapy, but I believe the rascals performed a frontal lobotomy on me. Can't find no scars, though.

suckers

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Posted by xntrik4certn — 5 years 45 weeks ago
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   Why R MEN such suckers for a womans bOObies? Is it a throwback to infancy? Is it because they (bOObies) are such a wonderful accoutrement to the female physique? I personally am an "eye" man.....

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