Recent Rants by xntrik4certn

Times they are a changin......

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I'm an old hippy, and I don't know what to do...

 Should I hang on to the old, or grab on to the new?????

chasers...

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Drat nab it, I run out of cokes and now all I got to chase my bourbon with is root beer.

ribbit....

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I dreamed I was a big green frog. I hopped off into the sunset. ribbit ribbit

After dinner nap

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Had the darndest dream (too much turkey, etc. I suppose) I dreamed that my skull was full of wasps. BUZZ! BUZZ! BUUZZZZ!!! I HOPE they don't - OUCH!!- start to - OHHH!! sting my - HOLIE MOLIE!!!

WOW!

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Hey All!!! it's true! I saw it on TV! J.G. Wentworth will give you CASH, NOW!!! Darn I wish I was normal....

expect the unexpected, ladies...

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Once I loved a little gal

 Her hair was red and curly

 now she's snoozin six feet down

 because I came home early.... heh heh heh

serious talk...

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I would like very much to have a serious conversation with someone (other than my Dr.) who has also seen a UFO.

black unmarked helicopters

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Have any of you peevers ever seen a black unmarked helicopter gunship, hovering at tree top level over your house?

Ooie Ooie...

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Ooie Ooie was a worm, a fuzzy worm was he

He climbed upon the railroad track

the train he did not see.....Ooie Ooie.......

I'm a poet, by gosh I noet... 

EEEEEE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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I think it is generally agreed that diets suck, but my misery has gone beyond the norm.

five more years?

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As most of you are aware, the year 2012 is supposed to be cataclysmic to planet earth and it's inhabitants. This according to ancient mayan calanders, certain astronomers, etc.

SPAGHETTI, difficult at best...

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I timed myself. It took 43 minutes, 18 seconds. And yes, i'd had a few drinks before hand. I wasn't, however, impaired.

How much does...

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A normal human head weigh? I  have lots of headaches, and I strongly suspect they are caused by my head being either above or below normal head weight.

xntrik flew over the cuckoos nest...

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I swear they were only supposed to medicate me and refer me for more therapy, but I believe the rascals performed a frontal lobotomy on me. Can't find no scars, though.

suckers

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   Why R MEN such suckers for a womans bOObies? Is it a throwback to infancy? Is it because they (bOObies) are such a wonderful accoutrement to the female physique? I personally am an "eye" man.....

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