Recent Rants by xntrik4certn

Some people say i'm no good, that i'm crazy as a loon

 cause I get stoned in the morning, and get drunk in the after noon....

reckon how much  the earth would weigh,  if it could  be  placed  on  a  scale big enough to hold it? reckon what would hold up the scale?

The Profit Mohambone say it goin to rain tamarr.....heh heh heh

I have been set upon by formidable enemies. That they can't be terminated makes it so much the worse. That they even exist is doubted by most.

I am fully convinced that 98% of all people have absolutely NO SENSE OF HUMOR! Damn! Screw! Dead C--K`S-----s I am on the wrong d--n planet!

The devil is mostly referred to as "he"

 But I know for a fact the "he" is a "she"

 How, you may ask, could this possibly be?

And all I want for chrithmith ith my two front teeth and a cath of Budwither.....and a hot "two perthenter " to help me drink it.....heh heh heh.....Seriously, Peevers hope you all have a