I've been away, Lloyd, BUT NOW I'M BACK!!!
My wife [shudders] is downstairs, attempting to bake a pizza. A Tomb Stone pizza. The smoke alarm is getting a marathon workout.
My eyes are Topaz yellow, There's horns upon my head:
My skin is wrinkly leather, Though a pleasing shade of red'
A pitchfork is my favorite tool, to keep them all in line;
Cold dill pickles are an affront to the palate.
In a more perfect world, there would be lemon and peach flavored Tootsie Roll Pops.
BULL FEATHERS!!!! I have tried to comment on various posts, but the POWERS THAT BE have determined that I am unworthy! "sorry, but you must be logged in to submit a post" it says.
I keep a few chickens (the German variety, with BIG feathery feet) as a sort of hobby (no I don't eat them, times aren't QUITE that hard.....yet) and this morning while gathering fresh eggs from the l
I forgot my pantaloons!! oh well it's just a dream.....or is it? hehhehheh
yah i'm still here you're not THAT lucky....
IS THERE A HELL? This, my friends, is a question that should concern us all. One must ask, if there is a hell, then where is it located? Does the Devil really live there? IS there even a Devil?
True TV 3-17-09
Woman on trial for Mothers murder
Jennifer Jackson, 39, was stabbed to death more than 50 times in her home.
While in meditation mode last night, and having emptied my Heineken Mini-Keg, a new theory concerning BUHG's (black, unmarked helicopter gunships) came to me.
GreenEyes, you said you were still waiting for a "serious" post from me....so, here goes:
xntrik4certn was a weird sorta man,
He tried to do right, but he didn't have a plan,
and without a plan he was sure to fail,
so I guess old X is headed for HEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!
I like to meditate. Upside down. Standing on my head. Such vigorous activity, however, never fails to make me thirsty.
Ranting is better done with those you know. Tell a friend about MyPetPeeves.com