Recent Rants by xntrik4certn

Pour!

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I've been away, Lloyd, BUT NOW I'M BACK!!!

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(peekaboo!) hehhehheh

BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!!!!!

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My wife [shudders] is downstairs, attempting to bake a pizza. A Tomb Stone pizza. The smoke alarm is getting a marathon workout.

serpent?

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My eyes are Topaz yellow, There's horns upon my head:
My skin is wrinkly leather, Though a pleasing shade of red'
A pitchfork is my favorite tool, to keep them all in line;

Don't cold dill me, Bro

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Cold dill pickles are an affront to the palate.

Why oh why....

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In a more perfect world, there would be lemon and peach flavored Tootsie Roll Pops.

GRRRR!

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BULL FEATHERS!!!! I have tried to comment on various posts, but the POWERS THAT BE have determined that I am unworthy! "sorry, but you must be logged in to submit a post" it says.

My new friend, Arthur....

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I keep a few chickens (the German variety, with BIG feathery feet) as a sort of hobby (no I don't eat them, times aren't QUITE that hard.....yet) and this morning while gathering fresh eggs from the l

Gadzooks!

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I forgot my pantaloons!! oh well it's just a dream.....or is it? hehhehheh

yah i'm still here you're not THAT lucky....

Hell, you say!

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IS THERE A HELL? This, my friends, is a question that should concern us all. One must ask, if there is a hell, then where is it located? Does the Devil really live there? IS there even a Devil?

Let's hope not.....

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True TV 3-17-09

Woman on trial for Mothers murder

Jennifer Jackson, 39, was stabbed to death more than 50 times in her home.

Well, it COULD be so....

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While in meditation mode last night, and having emptied my Heineken Mini-Keg, a new theory concerning BUHG's (black, unmarked helicopter gunships) came to me.

Really....

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GreenEyes, you said you were still waiting for a "serious" post from me....so, here goes:
It's O.K.

Old Dan Tucker, sorta....

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xntrik4certn was a weird sorta man,
He tried to do right, but he didn't have a plan,
and without a plan he was sure to fail,
so I guess old X is headed for HEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!

down side up

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I like to meditate. Upside down. Standing on my head. Such vigorous activity, however, never fails to make me thirsty.

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