"I'm calling" and "how are you?" and commercials with talking inaninate objects!
It drives me insane when...
*Someone calls a radio station, gets on the air and says, "Yeah, I'm calling." and then goes into what they want to say. Duh! If you weren't calling you wouldn't be on the phone!!!
*Someone calls a radio station and either the host or the caller says, "How are you?" but the other party doesn't answer, they go into what they want to say instead.
*When a caller gets on the air and talks about their family/relatives they take on a tone of exceeding importance when they say, "my <insert family member here> is this; did that".
I can't stand commercials where an inanimate object is supposed to be talking to someone.
I can't stand it when a commercial starts with a conversation between two people and they list a bunch of talking points about a product that the other person should already know, but it's for the benefit of selling the product to the listener.