Cell Phone Idoit at Subway
Here's an example of a brain dead jerk off who should be lined up and shot in the head:
I stopped into our local Subway today for a small sandwhich, I had wanted to get in and out quickly, but there was someone ahead of me, so I waited. This guy ahead of me had a cell phone to his ear talking and not paying attention to anything or anyone around him (he was talking to his wife about her yeast infection, nice subject in a restuarant, right)? Finally its his turn to order, he takes the phone off his ear long enough to say "Give me a 12 inch ham and cheese on Itallian bread", then is back on the phone. So then the woman behind the counter makes his sandwhich, she asks what he wants on it TWICE he then mutters what he wants, and she finished making the sandwhich. The man sits down at the table after paying (this time totally ignoring the waitress altogther).
This woman takes my order and this moron from hell throws the sandwhich he just got over the glass and DEMANDS that she remake it right there and now (with the cell still seemingly glued to his ear; I would have gladly glued it up his ass). The waitress explained that she would indeed get him a new sandwhich as soon as she was done with mine, this guy blows a gasket! He makes this huge scene, with the cell still on his ear, and demands the manager come out and fire this "rude bitch".
The manager came out and he began telling her about the bad service the waitress had given him (keep in mind the waitress was polite the whole time). I had heard enough. I said right to the guy: "She did everything you asked her to do, had you got off the damn cell to tell her what you wanted then I'm sure everything would have been great. You threw the sandwhich back at her and interupted my order, so if anyone was rude it was YOU. Finally, if you're going to talk on the phone the please consider those around you, none of us wants to hear about your wife's burning vaginia especially while we're trying to eat".
This guy's face turned shades of red I have never even seen before, the waitress, manager, and every one else in the place is busting a gut! The Manager ends up refunding him the money and telling him not to come back again or she'll have him arrested. I hope while he was out that he managed to stop for some coochie cream for that yeast infection so no one else's meal would be ruined by it!
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OMG OMG OMG!!! you SO ...
OMG OMG OMG!!! you SO said what everyone wanted to say!!!
I'm assuming you are a female but if I'm wrong correct me, but that was A-1 perfection what you said to him!! Just from the way you told the story sounds like a female. I so love your way!! ;) :0 :)
that's me cheering at the ...
that's me cheering at the end, if you couldn't guess!
BRAVO!!!!!!! and LMAO
BRAVO!!!!!!! and LMAO
I'm on your side but you ...
I'm on your side but you probably are a female and you could hide behind your own skirts as it were.
The guy turned those shades of red because of the frustration that he couldn't sock you in the jaw.
I wouldn't have said anything unless I was ready (and hoping for) a physical confrontation.
Still, you've got guts and did your good deed for the day!
Thank you on behalf of all the cell phone victims of the world. :)
YOU KICK ASS!!!!
YOU KICK ASS!!!!
Sorry I missed that one !!
Sorry I missed that one !!
rkinne01, do you think you ...
rkinne01, do you think you could hit the "edit" link and fix the spelling?
I'm kinda anal about typos especially when they are part of the title of the piece.
I can't stand it when I send responses out with typos but it's too late to do anything about them.
This deserves a special ...
This deserves a special award. Maybe we can come up with something here? I'd vote for best rant and best comeback. You rock!
As to this - "he was talking to his wife about her yeast infection" I was just in the book store and wanted to find a book I knew by name but not by author. Barnes & Noble doesn't have computers that customers can use for that and I hadn't looked up the author's name online before leaving sooo, I'm standing in line behind a woman who's also getting customer service and while waiting there I noticed the name of a book she had on the counter, a book she was buying called "Supervising a Sex Offender". She was about 9 months pregnant... I know I'd have had that book covered up with another one, or upside down, but she didn't seem to mind letting it show. Just one more for the category of "What's this world coming to?" And, naturally, it appears she may very well have a sex offender in her household, gotta wonder about how that's going to work out and who it might be, her husband or an older son or daughter? She didn't look old enough to have another child that could be old enough to be a sex offender so I had to guess it's her husband, the father of her soon to be born infant. If that's the case, and he's still in the household the only type of book I'd recommend for this woman is the kind that tells people how they need to whack themselves over the head until they beat some sense into themselves and kick the creeps out of their life even if it does mean less money (money being the main reason a woman will stay with an abusive or otherwise sick creep). People today seem to think that money is more important that anything else in the world and it doesn't matter how you get it as long as you get it. I noticed her shoes had probably never been worn before. She probably buys a new pair every other day (that seems to be all they have in our huge mall anymore - womens' shoe stores and they're all always busy). I'll bet she drives a luxury car and lives in a MacMansion too. Some people just need to get real. This is a woman who is going to be raising a child with what kind of values?
TGIX, ever think she was ...
TGIX, ever think she was reading up on something that pertained to her job? Not alot of women can take early maternity leave from work.
Anyway, way to go for not letting him get away with his shit!
He turned red, because now everyone knew that his wife has a yeast infection, and for some reason men get a little woozy when you talk about your vejayjay problems in public!
I would have paid to see ...
I would have paid to see that!!! Love your impression of Julia Sugarbaker. Wonder how embarassed was his wife on the other line. What would have been even better was if he had people w/him
that was great, i loved it.
that was great, i loved it.
I LOVE that word: ...
I LOVE that word: Va-jay-jay!! LOL!! better than saying vagina!
that's a grey's anatomy fan for ya!!
Sorry about the typos, ...
Sorry about the typos, I've corrected a few of them, I'll get the rest later. My apologies, just wanted to get the words on "paper", I'll be be more vigilant in the future.
As per my gender, sorry to disappont, but I am indeed a male. I am a confident guy, very intelligent, and I have a big fat mouth! I used to be deaf and didn't speak at all, now that I can hear, you can't shut me up.
It's funny that you bought up Julia Sugarbaker, I had an aunt that was very similar to her. She taught me how important it was to have beliefs and to stick them even if they're not popular with others. The Subway incident wasn't the 1st time I had done something like this, I just cannot abide by someone mistreating others like this; I have to say something!