time for some FUN..

Ok... this one requires the story to go with it. I was at a bar in Homer Alaska "The Salty Dawg Saloon". My friend and I were sitting at a table, and the table behind us started talking to us. It was a girl with her husband, brother, and father. She ended up pulling her boobs out and playing with them (see pictures on my myspace). After that the girl and her husband tried to take my friend back to their hotel room!
Shortly after we managed to lose those people, these few guys came over talking to my friend and I. Out of NOWHERE this guy looks at me, and trying to be sexy says "Wanna go dumpster diving for Halibut Cheeks?" I couldn't decide if I wanted to puke or laugh. It took him mere seconds to realize what he said, and he kept trying to fix the situation by saying things like "the cheeks are the best part" and "the fishermen throw it away because the tourists don't realize how great they are". So that's my favorite pick up line.... Haven't heard anything even close to that one ever again, thank god!