yet another co-worker gripe...
Sometimes I wish I worked in a bigger office, at least that way, if I was going to bitch about someone, there would be more than one person to choose from..Unfortunately jobs are scarce here in MI.
How can one person be so clueless as to how disgusting she is? Not to mention her lack of common courtesy and manners....
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do me a favor and just ...
do me a favor and just punch that bitch in the face. i swear u will feel better. might be out of a job but definitely will feel better.
i have worked with people ...
i have worked with people like that and hated it. you might think about (quietly) checking out other jobs. i love mine and one of the things i like best is that the office is all mine. no one to share it with. the guys fix the cars and i run the office. perfect. :-)
Why the hell didn't I ...
Why the hell didn't I think of that? I am not beyond doing something like that if driven to it...As far as being out of work, hell no, I come in on days off (I need the money) and cover her shift so she can go do what ever...job security.... shaybabe
mry_m I have sent out ...
mry_m
I have sent out resumes and I continue to do so and look for jobs elsewhere, trust me.
She burps and passes gas quite loudly ALOT and rarely says excuse me (to mention a few) and today took the cake...quite gross.
why dont u just tell her ...
why dont u just tell her everytime she farts that she is a disgusting pig and u dont appreciate her making your personal space smell like a nasty fat ass heffer. god thats gross. i have been with my wife for 4 years and have never farted in front of her. i think that is gross.
Kudos to you ...
Kudos to you santana....that is one gripe alot of women have about their men..you know she appreciates that you don't follow suit...I won't even share with you what she did today, being a guy you WON'T want to hear..
i know she didnt leave a ...
i know she didnt leave a tampon in the bathroom
not quite but okay since ...
not quite but okay since you went there, she left blood on the toilet paper roll, (ours is not on a wall holder or anything, just sitting there) so where she picked up the roll.. so it was going to be on the outer edge of many pieces as you unrolled it, until it got to be about a 1/4 of a roll and it was still about 3/4 of a roll. I threw the whole thing in the garbage..NOT THATS JUST SICK..and to not know or care that you did it!!
so she had the blood on ...
so she had the blood on her fingers. wait....vomit....thats fucking gross
yall get that blood on ...
yall get that blood on your fingers.
see what I deal with...and ...
see what I deal with...and I AM JOB HUNTING GUYS REALLY....
well, there are lots of ...
well, there are lots of things i could think of for you to do to her but they might REALLY make your work worse. how about this: bring in some air freshener and everytime she farts spray away. when she starts to burb turn up your radio. etc. she might get the message. anyway that you can put up a partition? even a bookcase between the two of you might give you a little bit of "space"
Oh we are in a house ...
Oh we are in a house office. The back half of the house if rented out but our areas consist of what was the livingroom (probably 10'x10')and her office is what was a bedroom (smaller yet) and the bathroom was a closet in that bedroom although it has been made bigger to fit just a toilet and sink..She does have a door into her office that could be shut but she has to come into my area (L.R.) to the fax machines so she leaves it open..I do say, that was gross when she does those things..shes oblivious I tell you.
Girl, puh-leeZe! You are ...
Girl, puh-leeZe! You are being WAY too nice to this fat, nasty, stank ass bitch. I KNOW that it's only you two in the office and it would make your working environment pretty awkward if you totally bitched her out etc .... But seriously, who is the Manager of your office? Is there an HR Department? Anyone that you can complain to? Such as "UN-F'N HEALTHY WORKING CONDITIONS?!
Here's a thought .. depending on how close her office door is to your work space ... Open a can of tuna, in OIL, partiallay drain it and set the can under or behind some furniture that is HARD to move (so that she won't find it). After a few days it will smell SO rank (I swear cuz I've done it!!!) that any other co-workers or management will get a whiff of it and probably go balistic!
If you file a complaint about her 'personal habits' in the bathroom -re: your post ...blood gag cough sputter... that she expels bodily odors at work with NO consideration for the health of her co-worker BEFORE you pull this prank, then the odor will be justified and MAYBE someone will say something to her.
There's no reason at all that this shit should be a part of your daily environment.
Want her to go home for the day so that you can call in a work/cleaning crew to sanitize "the office "(not just hers)?!?!?! wait till she's away from her desk and bring a bottle of Visine into her office with you and squirt as much as you can quickly into whatever open beverage she has on her desk. That nasty bitch will be going to the bathroom for hours !!!!! THEN you have a right to tell her to take her poopass home ... instead of polluting the office!!!
Everytime she takes a fart, dump, burp, sneeze ... get out the 'gas masks that I suggested in an earlier rant, burn as much STRONG incense ALL DAY, light Yankee Candles 24/7. If she bitches tell her ..."You have NO room to complain about a PLEASANT scent in this office considering the amount of natural propane your fat ass spews out everyday." There. Done. Good luck!
Want me to drag her ...
Want me to drag her outside and kick the shit out of her? Santana- wanna help ?
Hey, Shaybabe, I've got a ...
Hey, Shaybabe, I've got a GREAT IDEA! Give us her email address, and we will take turns "letting her have it." After all, she doesn't know us, but if you've already said stuff to her and it didn't work...I promise to speak kindly, yet in a way that let's her know she really needs to work on some issues at hand. C'mon, whadda think?
oohhh, annon emails! That ...
oohhh, annon emails! That is funny! But hopefully she won't get into trouble for giving it out! I was thinking of the air freshener as well. Light the insinse, walk it to her office door, and blow the smoke in. Smile. Leave it at the door to her office. If she asks what is up with that, say "You fucking stink. Take a bath, wash your ass, eat less of whatever that smell is coming out of your ass, and be kind enough to wash your shit marks and blood staines off toilet paper and the potty."
i am gam efor the annon emails
i am gam efor the annon emails
I am cracking up here ...
I am cracking up here reading these comments...OMG you guys are crazy..I love this site..LOL
some women are SO NASTY at ...
some women are SO NASTY at that time of the month!!!
I like all the ideas too, BUT you gotta have a boss you can go to with these complaints!!!
that would be the owner, ...
that would be the owner, who does pop in occasionally..she thinks the sun rises and falls with this co-worker though so it will fall on deaf ears with her..
but it isnt her ass that is hear dealing with all the smells, etc here.
I have candles lit and she ...
I have candles lit and she has allergies, man is she sneezing like crazy....OOPS..hehe
LOL, you're so BAD it's good!
LOL, you're so BAD it's good!
fuck that fat ass ho!!!!!!!!!!
fuck that fat ass ho!!!!!!!!!!
Dear___: It has come to ...
Dear___:
It has come to our attention that you are prohibiting Shaybabe from being able to work in an appropriate and mutually beneficial environment.
First, let us address gas. While flatulence is a natural, normal bodily function, it goes without saying that (1) if you have eaten SPICY (with peppers, etc.)/ETHNIC (Indian food/cabbage, etc.)/or otherwise "RIPE" foods (pickled eggs, etc.), then you should cleanse your colon BEFORE arriving at the office to attend to your duties; (2) if you cannot cleanse your colon before arriving at the office, excuse yourself to the restroom, where you may feel free to fart to your heart's content.
If #2 above applies, you should refresh the air with an odor neutralizing spray.
While we're on the subject of restroom activities, if you have a "visitor" who INSISTS upon coming to work with you, she must remain quiet and in control of herself while at your place of employment. At no time should she "color" on the walls, commode seats, counters, floors, or toilet paper rolls. And you should remind her that, since there's no way of knowing where all her hands have been, or what all she has touched, that she MUST utilize plenty of soap and warm-hot water to clean up her hands.
It has also come to our attention that you are having trouble minding the business of your co-worker; that is, what she eats, how she dresses, how much weight you need to -- oops, sorry -- how much she weighs, among other things. Let us gently remind you that Shaybabe can handle her business by herself; if you are in need of some of your own, please check aisle 15 at Wal-Mart. There you can find "BUSINESS -- MINDING MY OWN AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE'S."
If you should need further clarification on any of the aforementioned items, please feel free to contact our office at 1-800-GET-ALIFE. One of our pleasant peever associates will be glad to assist you in enemizing your office experience.
Good day!
lmao....l LOVE IT!!!! I ...
lmao....l LOVE IT!!!!
I am going to send it to her anonymously if you don't mind me using it.....I have an e-mail she does not know.
Thanks for putting that together, it is perfect...
thats whats up
thats whats up
whats up? lol
whats up? lol
Yeah, go ahead. Let me ...
Yeah, go ahead. Let me know how it goes!!! :)
awesome letter!!! USE IT!!!
awesome letter!!! USE IT!!!
She DID do good didn't she?
She DID do good didn't she?
or rather..she DID well ...
or rather..she DID well
(forgot my proper english..lol)
I STILL think slappy got ...
I STILL think slappy got it right ... kick her ass! What a pig. Why don't you mention to your "Owner" what is going on? Put it in writing, letting her know that you value your current position but find 'the co worker environment" to be 'hazardous to your personal health". Do Company 'benefits' cover such things as ' contact with contaminated surfaces"? Doubtful - then go on to describe the situationas you have to us peevers.
If you can tolerate very strong fragrance in the air, I suggest you put plug-ins wherever you can, light scented candles wherever you can, incense wherever you can, lysol/febreeze spray everywhere. That stinky ho needs a wakeup call. DAMN I wish I lived near you ... what a blast to show up as a "Health Department Official" and bust ass for whatever is going on!!!!! tee hee!
Tell her the next time you ...
Tell her the next time you find blood smeared in the bathroom, you will call in a Bio Hazard company to take care of it and the company can pay the bill. There is no reason any employee should be exposed to this. Do you have any government department that covers workplace health and safety?
BigSam, this is a 2 person ...
BigSam, this is a 2 person office. The 2 owners only pop in here from time to time, we are pretty much left alone and don't give a rats ass about what goes on here much anyways , only about the money.
I am still going to go to the owner about it, can't hurt. Might be like talking to the wall, but if something doesn't get done then I will more actively look for a new job , as I do from time to time anyways.
Stick to your guns. Being ...
Stick to your guns. Being that at least one of the owners is a woman, I would hope that she would understand your feelings. A man would probably not want to deal with the situation at all. Be blunt but firm.
Good luck and if you decide to change jobs at least the new one can't be much worse than the current one.
EWW...EWW...and just plain ...
EWW...EWW...and just plain EWWWWWW!!
While you work with this so called "pig" each and every single day..there must be some way to handle it, short of going to your supervisor and filing a realistic complaint!!
To be honest..it's not your problem, but rather..your supervisor's.
If he/she doesn't have the balls to deal with it soon..I'd go a step further and take it over his/her head!
And in addition: If ...
And in addition:
If this is how she is at the office....imagine how she is at home????
BARF!!!
And btw...about the blood ...
And btw...about the blood smeared stuff in the shitter...I'd be all over it and walk up to her and say, "Excuse me..but if you're on the rag...LOL...
In a perfect world people...LOL!!
I liked the idea of ...
I liked the idea of calling the Bio Hazard company, or OSHA and tell them there is an unsafe "spill" at your work environment that everyone refuses to clean up!