Butt wipe

I am almost tempted to carry a roll of Angel Soft with me when I go to the University.  It picks me off (picks=pisses/ticks) to, first of all, have to do a balancing act above the toilet because they're so filthy you don't want to sit on them.  Secondly, I get hacked because the toilet paper provided by state contract is one-ply and so flimsy and thin that when you pull it off the roll, it tears after each square.  My thighs are still quivering from squatting for so long just trying to gather enough squares of tissue to keep from having to drip dry.  And heaven help me if I ever have to take a crap.

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LOLOL, OMG Walter you are ...

LOLOL, OMG Walter you are SO crazy!!!!
BUT I DO feel your pain nestle!!! I know what you mean!!!

my husb always gets a rash ...

my husb always gets a rash whenever he has to do that outside the home b/c of the TP! it's so cheap and flimsy!!

Yeah, I know what you mean ...

Yeah, I know what you mean about the tp causing rashes. I use only Angel Soft.