so true...

Subject: Oh, to be 6 again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What
a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like
being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant
my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
wrong.

Comments

The moral part is oh so true!

The moral part is oh so true!

lol, Walter! I sometimes ...

lol, Walter! I sometimes have to ask if I have spoken to my hubby or kids in a foreign language -- they give me a blank stare like they're trying to understand what I'm saying. Needless to say, I generally have to re-state my thought in a different way!

she specifically said she ...

she specifically said she wants to be six, not SIZE 6, or A six. her fault. i totally knew what the end was before i got there. cute joke though. and so very very true.

ouch, diolma. just....ouch.

well, DIOLMA, if we are so ...

well, DIOLMA, if we are so puzzling or confusing, JUST ASK US!!!
we'll be glad to tell you what we REALLY want.