Wine or Water (Conanabanana)

As Ben Franklin said:  In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom, in water there is bacteria.
 In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have 
demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
 would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli)-the
bacteria found in feces.  In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
 rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 Remember:  Water = Poop,     Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
 water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.  I'm doing
it as a public service.