JOKE TIME -
(please note: the following is a JOKE, not to be confused with a statement of politics, gender, race, religion, creed, shoe size, etc.
THIS IS A JOKE)
Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
>check.
>
>He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You
>know, I
>just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
>
>The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is
>excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
>old man who wants a
>chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
>
>You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll
>supply all of
>your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
>provided.
>
>You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas
>holiday
>trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
>You'll be
>provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
>salary is $200,000 a year."
>
>The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
>
>The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . You started it.
Comments
<p>Superb, Walter! Of ...
Superb, Walter! Of course, I would have known this was a joke, but thanks for prefacing it for those of us who might not have been as quick on the uptake! :)
For every person on ...
For every person on unemployment who doesn't want to work, the vast minority of them, there are a million Millionaires, who never worked a day in their lives, never produced a single thing for our economy who sit around all day and do nothing but bitch about having to pay taxes to build roads and schools and run their bloated government (bloated more by republicans in the past 7 years than by alllll democrats in all of our country's history)... Then they make cruel jokes about those who actually don't have more than they could ever spend if they did nothing but spend money every minute of every day of their lives. They make cruel jokes about those who work two jobs (the average these days) just to scrape by. These are educated people. The level of education among the poor has never been so outrageously disproportionate. It now takes TWO masters degrees or a doctorate to make a living wage. That requires a hundred thousand dollars in debt for most. Republicans love that. It's how they fend off the mongrels who are gnawing at their heels trying to be so evil as to steel all their unearned inherited wealth. What rascals! How dare they try and survive!
lol. cute joke.
lol. cute joke.
me too, FUNNY!! only a ...
me too, FUNNY!! only a joke, it's not THAT serious!
OMG! TGIX, leave it to you ...
OMG! TGIX, leave it to you to turn a joke in to a political rant. what happened to the mellow effect of your meditation? or was that BS too?
Yeah what she said!
Yeah what she said!
oh, i wasn't surprised ...
oh, i wasn't surprised Walter, just rolling on the ground laughing - metaphorically speaking that is. i did something REALLY stupid and hurt my back so i am not moving very well right now.
i didn't sleep much last ...
i didn't sleep much last night because it hurt so much so i would love a back rub right now ............ but there is no one around to do it for me "sigh" my daugher in law is a masseuse (sp?) but lives in Napa. she and the grandkids will be here on the 15th but that's 8 days from now. drat!