I ate chinese for lunch and...

Tags:

this was what my fortune cookie said:

"if the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't."

I had to read it TWICE to "get it"!  LOLOL!!!  I guess I'M simple...

Comments

Dawn, I am there with you ...

Dawn,
I am there with you too. It took me a moment to get it as well. Have a great weekend.

LOL! Good one Dawn! ...

LOL!

Good one Dawn!

It reminds me of one of my all time favorite quotes "I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me as a member", Groucho Marx

My favorite fortune cookie fortune though was "Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"

i got a fortune cookie ...

i got a fortune cookie yesterday that read something like, "your latetest plans will succeed."

good thing im not out for world domination!

My all time favorite... it ...

My all time favorite... it was YEARS ago when I lived back in PA and a friend and I were out for dinner. As soon as I read my cookie I busted up laughing and handed it to him. I still had it until I moved up here:

"You will be hungry soon, order take out now"

<p>AWESOME, Walt, I so ...

AWESOME, Walt, I so agree!!! we may not have lots of money either BUT we have 3 kids whom we LOVE and they KNOW we love them and show it EVERYDAY!! I tell them everyday!!! AND TWO parents who are STILL MARRIED (14yrs) and raising them together in a home we've had for over 10 years. a stable life and stable environment, stable school life and great family members to depend on whenever it's necessary. and rarely do the kids want for anything that they need. THAT is enough in itself, to be able to provide that kind of life for us and our kids. I think that will affect they type of person they become as they grow older.

lots of people don't have that, unstable home and school lives make it hard on the kids to do well. that's not to say that if you are a single parent or divorced that you don't provide a nice life either. in some cases, it may be better for the parents to be apart. it all comes down to the kids and if they are happy. and as for the adults, if you're happy, with OR without someone, that's a personal choice. after my mom divorced my dad, she said she'd NEVER get married again. well THAT was over 20 yrs ago. my dad got remarried about 6 yrs after that to my stepmom. and both my mom and dad are very happy with their OWN lives.

That's a great story ...

That's a great story Walt!! Not all fortune tellers are out there to rip you off. Just like Palm Readers - which hand they read determines what they will tell you about, either your past (left hand) or your future (right hand).

All couples argue, and I think that's something that breaks relationships apart. Not every realizes that they're two completely different people with brains that see things completely differently. I think it all comes down to how you handle the arguments - are you willing to not cry over spilled milk and let things move on around it, or are you going to get stuck on it and let it start to destroy things. Now that doesn't include the biggies like cheating, beating, drug addicts, etc. Not all problems are spilled milk, and those are the couples that shouldn't be together.

I have a theory on cheating. If I ever feel the need/want to cheat on someone I'm with, I just end things right there. If I found one person out there that is better then what I have, then I must not have the right one yet. We can always window shop, but if we want to make a purchase we should reconsider what we already have first.

same way I feel to AK. IF ...

same way I feel to AK. IF I EVER felt the need to cheat, I'd have to end it. I couldn't do that to David.