FBI biological warfare training unit upper level management course 101: Lesson 1

Posted by TGIX — 4 years 45 weeks ago

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One bright day in the middle of the night

two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other

drew their swords and shot each other.

The deaf policeman heard the noise

came and killed those two dead boys.

If you don't believe this lie is true

ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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Looks like someone finally ...

Submitted by slappy on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 11:39am.

Looks like someone finally figured out how the govt works; BOTH sides of said govt. The first time I saw that little story I was in training and it was 1998. It was in some article or something about Clinton staring into the eyes of America on TV and lying his ass off, again. lol I challenge you TGIX to find ONE, yes only ONE politician on ANY level of govt in this country that is not liar. Well, I like you so I'll save you some time with this.....it can't be done.

<p>George ...

Submitted by TGIX on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 11:51am.

George Washington!

He even chopped down the cherry tree and said "I can not tell a lie" to his father when asked what happened to it.

Of course he was then summarily whipped with a "switch", grounded for four score and seven years, and made to drink only what he could brew and smoke only what he could grow on his estate hence forth.

His father also knocked all his teeth out and made him wear wooden ones, even dressed him like a girl, actually more like an old hag, making him wear that ridiculous grey wig.

No wonder politicians don't want to tell the truth anymore. I mean after that, would you?

exactly.

Submitted by slappy on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 11:56am.

exactly.

I apologize for the fact ...

Submitted by slappy on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 12:00pm.

I apologize for the fact this is one of those silly things you and I are havin fun with. It's a refreshing change....SOMETIMES. I don't wanna get all Wally and the Beave here, but it's okay from time to time. Now go read my response on the other post and lets get back to business. LOL (let's keep the "you're an idiot" / no YOU'RE an idiot" stuff on that rant)