A word of encouragement...

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For those of you who suffer from necrophobia.After a morning of long and profound meditation on the subject, (ceiling fan OFF) I arrived at the following conclusion(s).....death actually has quite a few perks. Primarily, of course, your fear of death will no longer torment you. No bills to pay, no hangovers, never hungry/thirsty again. No more alarm/time clocks. No more Bitch of a wife on my case...yeah, like most dark clouds, death has a silver lining if we just look for it. SOOO, cheer up, ye necrophobes, and look for the light at the end of the tunnel....

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if she goes first spread ...

if she goes first spread her remains across the planet so she can't get together again!

LOL, I almost...ALMOST ...

LOL, I almost...ALMOST thought you were talking about necroPHILIA!! LOL!!!! until I read the whole thing!

Dawn, I DO get hard up ...

Dawn, I DO get hard up from time to time, but to date have not resorted to necrophilia... seems it would be kinda like doing a cold blow-up doll heh heh heh