Horror movie Cliches
1. Victims are in a all out sprint, while the killer is walking at a snails pace, yet some how catches the victim everytime.
2. Female victims are almost always running in skimpy clothing.
3. The Killer is always the ugliest SOB and is never a good looking person.
4. A human is almost always helping or controlling a monster.
5. A man always sacrifices himself to save a woman.
6. The victim that escaped in the first movie is almost always killed in the sequel.
Thats all I can think of off the top of my head you got anymore?
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7. Women always stumble ...
7. Women always stumble and fall down when running from someone
Something always gets me ...
Something always gets me is when someone hears a strange noise in their house and they go investigate it. RUN OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!
I was also gonna say what ...
I was also gonna say what katrina said too! and good wxample of #1...Jason...when does he EVER run?? and michael myers too! at least freddy runs in his movies!
When kids know there is a ...
When kids know there is a killer out there but they continue to have massive drunken parties.
and sex in the woods in tents!
and sex in the woods in tents!
The black guy ALWAYS gets ...
The black guy ALWAYS gets killed. ALWAYS. Poor black guys. :( WTF Dawn. Haven't your people learned not to go on camping trips into the woods with a group of white people ? lol Not to mention they ALWAYS go camping at a place where shitloads of people were hacked to pieces.
Hell, that's the real ...
Hell, that's the real reason I go camping!
Or when the person does stumble and fall, they always crawl for a moment, looking behind them, rather than just getting up and running.
Or leave the weapon near ...
Or leave the weapon near the "dead" body then proceed to walk away assuming all is well.