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For those of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in late 2008! 
 
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become Poly, Warner Cracker 

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become MMMGood 
 
4) Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa 
 
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become FedUP. 
 
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild 
 
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become PouponPants 
 
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become Knott NOW! 
 
And finally.... 
 
9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name TittyTittyBangBang