grocery peeves

I couldn't say it better than this! the one that REALLY gets me are the people who stop in the middle of the aisle or leave the basket there blocking ME and the ones who don't know how to use the self checkout lanes properly!!!!

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Slappy I knew you plain ...

Slappy I knew you plain evil, this just seals the deal! lol

how bout the asswads that ...

how bout the asswads that park their effing cart SIDEWAYS across the isle. Then make a face when you politely say "excuse me." Makes me want to punch babies. I'm not so nice about it anymore. I just shove their cart out of the way with my cart. I give it an extra bit of umph if theres a chance I can knock something out of their cart or m make their child cry. Of course I give them an "oh I'm so sorry" then giggle once I'm passed them.

I was at Dominicks the ...

I was at Dominicks the other day and needed to get avacados. I finally spot them and wander over to check them out. There's a woman standing in front of them blocking the main access to them. I park my cart to the side and I overstretch over the display to try and grab one to feel it. She looked at me and then didn't move. She still stood there. I was trying to be discreet but I guess with this bitch I had to be a little less subtle. So I said loudly, "Excuse me!" She looked at me then slllooowwwwwlllllyyy walked away. *stab*

Oh, and then there are the ...

Oh, and then there are the "coupon queens". You get behind them in the one line that is open, you have perishables that are getting warm and could be going bad, bad enough to make you very sick, and she watches the cashier ring up her hundred (literally) items and THEN she pulls out that stack, no - mountain - of coupons! Some work, others are rejected, she balks about any that are rejected staring at them as if that will somehow make the expiration date extend to today or searching through the HUNDRED items to find the one that didn't go through and take their merry old time deciding whether to leave it there for some poor worker to put back on the shelf or to just go and buy it for 25

I used to work in a ...

I used to work in a grocery store. I hated it when people would get angry when a coupon expired and I wouldn't accept it.
Or how about the ones that are in line and keep yelling to hurry up because they are in a hurry? If you are in a hurry, DON'T GO TO A BUSINESS THAT REQUIRES A LINE BEFORE YOU LEAVE! Duh-you never know if you can get out right away and no one is going to revolve their life around your schedule and the line won't go any faster if you tell! *smackthose people*

I could not be more in ...

I could not be more in agreement. It's so inconsiderate that people wait to write any of the information on a check that they could have easily written in advance so all they would need to do is put in the amount. They will make an all out ceremony of filling it all in at the very last moment and tearing it out and filling in the information in their registry as if to make some kind of point. What the fuck is up with that? The store's name hasn't changed and, unless they take even longer, the day's date is also the same... What kind of assholes are these people? How do they function out there in the rest of the world?
What gets me most isn't even on that list though. I'm buying FOOD and when the cashier licks her fingers to pull the dollar bills change out of the drawer or the bagger licks their fingers to make it easier to separate and open the bags, I just want to SMACK THEM! Who wants their saliva on items you are going to handle, especially when we're talking about dealing with FOOD here?!

oops. obviously that last ...

oops. obviously that last word should have been "yell". My bad.