Pet Peeve- Room for Rent (Roomate)
Luxurious, high end, beautiful, sumptuous - that's how others have described our bathroom. And that is what you would be living in - an untra high end room that's 20x24 and happens to have extremely high end fixtures in it!
The sinks are designed to look like long latrines - so is the tub. It's very World War 1 French Country but with extremely ultra modern light Henri Bendelish soft glow fixtures. Sounds kinda schizophrenic, but it was in vogue when the designer picked it.
Built at the peak of the dot com era, we thought we would be able to use the bathroom for what it was - a place to bathe and defecate and primp and soothe.
But with the economy being what it is, we must rent it out. The floor space in the middle is huge - 12x15 and you can sprawl out any way you wish!
The only thing is we require that you remove all your stuff every morning (after you bathe of course) so that we can maintain the appearance of wealth even though we don't have much money these days. We are meeting with venture capitalists and have a new technology we are trying to showcase and we bring investors over all the time and we don't want them knowing we have somebody living in our bathroom.
But if you want to live on Nob Hill and have a beautiful daytime view, this is your place!
PS - we aren't racist, but we do want people who fit our image and personal brand aesthetic. No bargain shoppers, manual laborers or people who look comfortable on public transportation.