We buried my grandma a week ago today, and I have some peeves.
First to her self centered step children and their kids, go screw yourselves! You couldn't be bothered to show up for any of the 4 visitations we had or the funeral, shame on you! As far as I am concerned they can all crawl into an open grave and bury themselves.
Secondly, to the bitch who not only didn't stop for the procession, but also had the nerve to flip us off...you're damn lucky I didn't get your plate number! By the way my bird was bigger than yours.
Third, if you have young children that can't sit still PLEASE leave them at home. Someone bought their 3 year old to the service, he ran around making an ass of himself while the parents did nothing! I finally got the funeral director's attention who told them to either take the kid out to the lobby or to just leave.
Finally, whats with people that skip the visitations and funeral but then crash the after funeral dinner? Some people called ahead and let us know they couldn't make the services, I was cool with that but the rest of them who showed up unnannounced were just tacky.