You Have The Wrong Fricking Number!

I hate when someone calls you and obviously has the wrong number then asks what the right number is, as if I'm a human phone book or something! What really gets me is when they keep calling back, I don't get it. If it's wrong after the first couple tries then ITS WRONG, stop calling or I'll break out my whistle.


Hmm maybe a whistle isn't ...

Hmm maybe a whistle isn't enough. Nails on chalkboard? Loud Music? Fog horn? Fran Dresher's nasal voice? Transfering the call to India? I dunno none of it sounds punishing enough!

I hear ya!! Like we're ...

I hear ya!! Like we're the stupid phone book or something!!